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"My God Is Bigger Than Your God" is a farcical look as religion as a whole,  and features many different characters (both religious and otherwise) singing the song.

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(Reverend Billy Graham) 
My God is my special friend, 
He’ll guide me to my journey’s end. 
He’s in my every thought, 
My God really packs them in at Earl's Court, 'cos:

(Congregation) 
Our God is bigger than your God! 
Our God is just in a different class! 
Our God’s bigger than your God! 
Our God would whoop your God’s ass!

(Archbishop Robert Runcie) 
My God runs the entire globe, insists I wear this silly robe!

(Pope John Paul II) 
My God says never take the pill!

(IRA Terrorist) 
My God says that it’s fine to kill…

(Reverend Ian Paisley) 
Oh, oh, oh! 
Our God’s bigger than your God! 
And I think our God is usually right!

(Reverend Jesse Jackson) 
My God says love thy neighbour!

(P.W. Botha) 
As long as thy neighbour is white! 
Get down!

(Catholics) 
Our God’s a Roman Catholic God that’s why we’ve got a Polish Pope!

(Rastafarians) 
Our God don’t do much at all, He’s too busy smokin’ dope!

(Jews) 
Our God makes us cut our foreskins, pork we mustn’t cook!

(Muslims) 
Our God says to be merciful, but you’re dead if you wrote this book!

(Chief Constable James Anderton) 
And now, the Reverend Jim Bakker will lead us in prayer!

(Reverend Jim Bakker) 
Lord! Can you hear me Lord? Are you there Lord? 
Give me a sign Lord if you’re looking down on this poor sinner! 
Okay, nearly there! Get your panties off!

(Mary Whitehouse) 
My God says that love is sacred, so you mustn’t go on telly naked! Oh!

(Neil Kinnock) 
I’m not sure, does my God exist?

(Mikhail Gorbachev) 
If He does, I bet He’s an atheist! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(Neil Kinnock) 
Oh! Bugger me!

(Thatcher's Cabinet) 
Our God’s bigger than your God!

(Hindus) 
No no, we refuse to believe that’s true! 
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm! 
Our God says the Cow is holy!

(Thatcher's Cabinet) 
Well our Cow is holy too!

(Margaret Thatcher) 
Mmm-hmm!

(Reverend Billy Graham) 
Last time!

(Congregation) 
Our God’s bigger than your God! 
Our God is gonna send you to Hell! 
Our God’s bigger than your God! 
Our God thinks your God’s all smell!

(Ensemble) 
Our God’s bigger than your God, 
Nicer than your God, wahoooo!

Our God’s brighter than your God! 
Exciting-er than your God, wahoooo!

Our God’s fresher than your God, 
Cleaner than your God, wahoooo!

Our God’s clapper than your God, 
More groovy than your God, wahoooo!

Our God’s sweeter than your God, 
Sexier than your God, wahoooo!

Our God’s tougher than your God, 
More superior than your God, wahoooo!

(God) 
OH SHUT UP FOR GOD’S SAKE! 
SORRY, I HAVEN’T BEEN VERY WELL…

Trivia

There is a dog with a tambourine in the church congregation during the final chorus of the song. 

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